Circuit City weeps for firing

December 22, 2007

I knew slackers were worth $$$ because without us, who knows what would happen to the economy, the love circle, the dining halls, and most importantly, the schools. Without slackers, I think life wouldn’t even be worth living. We make it worth living for you because it is important to slack it up once in a while.

What did our friendly fruit cake Circuit City do?

Well, they decided they wanted to cut down and remove all the slackers from the town, so they decided

” Customers abandoned Circuit City for Best Buy Co. after Chief Executive Officer Phil Schoonover eliminated 10 percent of the most-experienced U.S. workers this year and replaced them with people willing to work for less. Sales in stores open at least 12 months fell 5.6 percent in the third quarter, compared with a gain for Best Buy.”

That’s not good CC because we slackers loved you, and give you loyalty ( I got your back slackers), and in return you fire us, and in a mega jumbo return you take a loss.

I am probably guessing the high end trained sales rep were slackers, who made a joke here and there and just got one word out of the customer ( Okay, I’ll take it). Slackers made a joke here and there and got things done.

Don’t ever deny the slackers, they are in fact, a big asset.

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