New Kid in Town

May 28, 2007

Hello everyone, I’d like to take a moment to say “greetings”. Now before you ask just who I am, take a moment to indulge in this tale of an epic hero:
Long ago, the nefarious warlord Zin brought his wrath upon the earth. Opening the gates of Hell, he summoned from them all of the worst evils ever known. All quivered in fear at his ghastly powers and those who opposed him ceased to exist- they were not put to death nor imprisoned, their souls simply vanished off the face of the earth. The exception to this, one young knight of Camelot’s Round Table, going by the name of ‘Anree’. Anree had trained for many years with King Arthur, slowly but surely making his way into his elite group. Fueled by courage and by his thirst for revenge, Sir Anree one day decided he would confront the wicked Zin. Armed with his wit and his knowledge, the great Anree came up with a plan to remove the evil warlord forever. Anree would corrupt the face of the beauty-obsessed Zin with a bowl of spaghetti. He threw the spaghetti into Zin’s face and showed him a reflection of this defect using his well-polished shield. Unable to live with this gruesome self-image, Zin grew full of self-hate and disappeared from the world forever.
Today, the great Anree is honored in many nations and cultures around the world as the savior of humanity. Statues of this noble warrior stand tall in city streets and rarely will you find one who has not heard his tale. Listen closely and you can hear chantings for “Anree the Great”!
Hope you guys enjoy.
-Anree

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